Scott Harrison: Immanuel Kant

Immanuel Kant (1724-1804)

The famous philosopher, Kant Said: "Why, when I run, do I pant? I fear 'twould be treason To my Critique of Reason To think I'm unfit, so I shan't." —C. S. Cook

An example of Kant's sterling wit Was his theory that farts could be lit, And it's said that all night By the flickering light, He composed his "Critique of Pure Shit". —Victor Gray